If anyone out there can keep up with the rising torrent of UTTER BULLSHIT emanating from planet America, I would appreciate your examples, hell i will even put them on the front page so you can be a guest columnist, cause its getting tooooo deep for me. For example:
My cruise in to work was bespoiled by reports of an AP poll which showed McCain and Obama in a virtual dead heat. This, on further inspection, is bullshit.
Governor Palin sold the Alaska state plane on E-bay so her family could fly to campaign events on commercial flights that could be billed to the state, so that we could see Tod Palin do his immitation of Napoleon Banaparte all of which, is bullshit.
Congressman John Murtha said that Obama will have a tough time winning Pennsylvania because of racism (no shit!). John McCain, in attempting to exploit the remark fumbled around to an agreement with Murtha, then slathered on jars full of "you are good God fearing gun toteing Americans" salve to make the boo boo better. Everything John McCain says, is bullshit.
Republicans have magic powers to look inside the minds of Democrats, to tell what they are REALLY thinking.
The latest of these Einstiens has revealed that "Democrats want America to suffer and hurt"
This is bullshit.
These same magic powers allowed anouther Nostradamus of the GOP to observe, that democrats are actually "socialists who hate real americans who work hard and believe in God". The speaker at first, denied the remarks, untill a tape of them was produced, which adds an additional layer of bullshit.
Finally, i was assaulted by a 'Christian" displaying an intelectually obscene message on his car. The license plate holder said: Even Darwin believes in God now.
On so many levels, what bullshit. Darwin was a faithfull anglican, He was interred in Westminster Abbey. This message indicates the purvasivness of hyperliteralist, fundamentalist bullshit, disguised as Christianity.
Even after such an all inclusive list other instances of bullshit go wanting, bring them hither!
As Peter Gabriel once sang;
Looking behind me
the waters turn icey blue
the lights are dimmed
and once again
the stage is set for you
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Well, since you're looking for examples of bullshit, may I point to the story of the girl getting a 'B' carved on her face in Bloomfield?
It's a little early to draw any conclusions but at 9PM on Liberty Avenue in Bloomfield? No witnesses?
The 'B' is backward.
Interesting story never-the-less.
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