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Liar liar pants on fire

Recent polling from Georgia shows Saxby Chambliss now vulnerable, see what you can do to push his lyin' ass out the window.

Remember Max Cleland!

More 'stupid local television tricks"

A florida news anchor, whos' husband is a GOP operative, tries to jam it to Joe Biden. It does not work.

(Your name) the (profession)

You are what you work, Joe the Plumber, Wendy the waitress.................

Steve Colbert takes this plastic folksyness to its logical conclusion.

Son of bullshit, petried, not stirred.

The artist previously known as "Jeff from Greenfield" was the first to speak out on this.

WPXI was played like a $2 ukelele. McCain campaign gives expert testimony on assailents state of mind/motivation, channel !! reports it as gospel truth. In a pittsburgh TV market which is at best embarrasing, channel 11 has distinguished themselves as the worst of the worst. Just take a convienient charecturization from a biased source and run with it.

Fearfull small minded people, find more to be fearfull and small minded about.

Some bullshit, weaves into the space /time continuum so as not to stand out, others stand out like a dog turd on a bright green rug.

Bonfire of the inanities

If anyone out there can keep up with the rising torrent of UTTER BULLSHIT emanating from planet America, I would appreciate your examples, hell i will even put them on the front page so you can be a guest columnist, cause its getting tooooo deep for me. For example:

My cruise in to work was bespoiled by reports of an AP poll which showed McCain and Obama in a virtual dead heat. This, on further inspection, is bullshit.

Governor Palin sold the Alaska state plane on E-bay so her family could fly to campaign events on commercial flights that could be billed to the state, so that we could see Tod Palin do his immitation of Napoleon Banaparte all of which, is bullshit.

Congressman John Murtha said that Obama will have a tough time winning Pennsylvania because of racism (no shit!). John McCain, in attempting to exploit the remark fumbled around to an agreement with Murtha, then slathered on jars full of "you are good God fearing gun toteing Americans" salve to make the boo boo better. Everything John McCain says, is bullshit.

Republicans have magic powers to look inside the minds of Democrats, to tell what they are REALLY thinking.
The latest of these Einstiens has revealed that "Democrats want America to suffer and hurt"
This is bullshit.

These same magic powers allowed anouther Nostradamus of the GOP to observe, that democrats are actually "socialists who hate real americans who work hard and believe in God". The speaker at first, denied the remarks, untill a tape of them was produced, which adds an additional layer of bullshit.

Finally, i was assaulted by a 'Christian" displaying an intelectually obscene message on his car. The license plate holder said: Even Darwin believes in God now.
On so many levels, what bullshit. Darwin was a faithfull anglican, He was interred in Westminster Abbey. This message indicates the purvasivness of hyperliteralist, fundamentalist bullshit, disguised as Christianity.

Even after such an all inclusive list other instances of bullshit go wanting, bring them hither!
As Peter Gabriel once sang;

Looking behind me
the waters turn icey blue
the lights are dimmed
and once again
the stage is set for you

Yes I am from Mars and I'm going to suck your brains out with a straw

Actually, a swizzle stick would be more the implement.

I, with my tweed jacket (that I bought at Goodwill) and my Obama button and my Obama hat was given the laser beam stare by a older women seated in a pick-up truck, waiting for her driver to return.

The pumping of 10 bucks worth of Sunoco seemed to take forever, though it was but 3.4 gallons. Being as liberals feel so much, I felt responsible for the bubonic plague and the french revolution through the charecture of this gaze and it made me proud.

I only wish the campaign were longer, so that i would have opportunity to piss off more of my fellow citizens.

Meanwhile, here is what John McCain and the RNC think about you, you terrorist, socialist, america hater.

Listen to these calls, even lower than their on air ads.

McCain has allowed this campaign to turn him from a lying sack of shit, to a sneaky lying sack of shit.

Get your war on

As we try to extract ourselves from a war of false pretense, you can get us in to anouther one by voting for McCain.

All the same persons who sold you Iraq are ready to sell you anouther war except Ahmed Chalabi, though he could get a slot as a consultant

Sunday morning comming down

John McCain was at one time high on my sympathy list. When the blasphemers known as Pat Robertsons' "Christian Coalition" were instrumental in defeating McCain in the 2000 South Carolina primary by smearing McCains Bangali daughter as being Black, I was pissed. When the head of the effort, David Wilkins, was appointed Ambassador to Canada (a country he had visited but once) The mean nasty librrell CBC announcer asked him which Canadian cities he liked and he could not name one (this is, of course for true believers, a prophetic revealation of what the jews, libberals and other non-believers had in store for the good christian woman Sarah Palin, by asking her the trick question;"what news papers do you read?", get behind me devil!!!!).

Any way, McCain has hired wilkens and his henchmen to the present campaign, he has tryed to throw slime through surragates and do the "man of honour" bullshit. He is a sell out and a chicken shit.

The TV ads and stump rhetoric are fostering a climate where "off with his head" is being heard more than at any time since the French revolution.

Congressman John Lewis of Georgia, who was with Dr. King on the Pettis bridge calls McCain out on it, comparing him to George Wallace.

If their is any defect to this, it is that it winds up being an insult to Wallace, in that he was at least honest about what he was trying to do.

How the fundamentalists stole our lunch

The annonymous political consultant.
read it afd weep

Free form funkafied filth

The end of a whirlwind week end day,9 PM, out in the driveway, in my PJ's, unloading the groceries from the back of the mini van.

A figure ambled up the sidewalk, Steeler shirt, blue jeans, long haired man of uneven gait. Stoop shouldered, he wasn't too drunk but had a strange pattern of locomotion, as a puppet with a stick up his backside.

He was 10 feet north of the driveway, on his way, it seemed, when he belched over his shoulder; "Obama sucks!".

I gave the moment no more import than deserved, but added it to a growing disquiet of how things could and probibly will, go wrong.

The problem is, that the great remaining number of undecieded voters look like this guy, under-educated white working class Blah blah blah....... and it scares the shit out of me that things are so close, that the fate of western civilization is in the hands of idiots.

If you think I am being harsh, look at this or this.

Then look at the fact, that the pipeline of information for these Rhodes Scholars, The television, is filled with brainless corporate tools who will never report this because it is too complicated.

Obama has done a great job, the numbers look good. But the kind of "he is not like us" shit they have been throwing may start to gain traction with people who dont quite think things through.

I would love to see the co-relation between those paying 450% interest to have a big screen TV and those who will vote for John McCain.

Further tension comes from the fact that these folks have not taken the opposite side over a gentlemanly disagreement over depreciation rates for factory equipment but life and death serious legends of their own minds.

Obama, to them, will fullfill his negroness, by personally sexing their wives and daughters, then fulfill his Muslimness by surrendering to Osama Bin Laden. They dont just want to vote against him, they want to give maximum shit to ANYONE who would support him.

These, at long last, are the fellow citizens who will decide the nations fate.

Tell me how I am supposed to feel.

" The most Liberal member of the U.S. Senate"

Those of you with memory capacity beyond 4 years will remember that John Kerry is " The most Liberal member of the U.S. Senate".

The owners of this copywrited phrase, the Republican party, have commited a degradation of their own property, by not cancelling this destiction for Kerry before conferring it on Obama.

Or was this made unessisarry by Kerry becomming a right winger?

Both were B.S. designations, made by stacking the rating sources to produce the desired result.

To say that none of that exists here would be disingenuous (SEIU is the only union included) but it seems closer to the truth.

It gives great satisfaction, when argueing with family wing nutz, to point to a list that has Obama to be one click to the right of the Senates" only former KKK member.

Gird thy loins!

A great fact sheet for when you are arguing with your grandma about Bill Ayers.

Also heard that the McShame campaign will be bringing up Rev. Wright again, so study up troops, the bullshit is gonna get real deep!

Maverick my ass!

I was reading today, the New York Times. (all the news thats fit to print so that Sarah can name a newspaper).

They took tyme ouwt frum startin' wars and scammin' for Ahmed Chalabi to say that those mavericky mavericks dont deserve the name the good ol' USAmericans gived 'em, summa them should have maps, cause they don' have 'em, anywhere like such as snooowmahsheeen!

Whatta bunch a eeest cooost illeeetists!

"Its the economy stupid!" 2008

The treadworn James Carville directive to Bill Clinton is still valid.

Even more so, in that if the righties want to bring up Bill Ayres, Obama brings up Charles Keating, which puts us right back to the economy.

However, all is not positive.

A part of Obama's strenghth is in getting votes from rural and religious voters.

As much fun as it is, knocking Sarah Palin may errode this trend.

Pals around with who?

So Sarah was just showing off that she could name a specific newspaper when she delivered the Obama pals with terrorist quip.

So if this is the level of discourse desired;

McCain pals with convicted felon

McCain pals with convicted felon

Sarah pals with own brain

And all of these are voluntary adult relationships, just thought i would mention it.

Can we buy Sarah a clue?

Lets see, she is a member of a fundementalist "bible" church so far in to halucenigenic interpretation of the book of Joel that they were kicked out of the "Assembly of God" for heresy.

So... perhaps she would object to the jurisprudential highjinks of the Supremes on "SCHOOL PRAYER".

You know, where "JUDICIAL ACTIVISTS" took "GOD" out of "OUR SCHOOLS"

Like Abington v Shemp, Engle v Vitale

And just in case she wants to play "GOVERNOR OF ALASKA" again, she may want to take look up the title "Exxon shipping v Baker" where "JUDICIAL ACTIVISTS" "LEGISLATED FROM THE BENCH".

The Real John McCain?

I tend to put some creedence to personal testimony.

When a cousin of mine testified of a chance run in at an airport with Howard Dean and that Dean had tried to get preferential treatment because of "who I am", it lowered my stock in him.

A person is testifying of behavior on John McCains part that is disturbing and matches well with other reports.

We will see how far this goes. Tell me if you see it elsewhere.

UPDATE

Why, after hearing a years worth of "Obama is a Muslim terrorist with an america- hateing christian preacher" variants, i should give a rats ass about acurracy, snopes casts a shadow on this.

But of course Palin can say Obama "pals around with terrorists", she wouldnt know the truth if it bit her in the ass!

Question of balance

As the presidential process is subjected to mind numbing sideshows.

think of this;

Is our national security enhanced or diminished, by a system where despots can purchase U.S. government support and infuence, to the detriment of their people