Friday, August 29, 2008

Just Deserts


As Phil ( I got a multi million dollar job with Banc Suisse so F$ck you elitist democrats) Gram said: yinz guys around Pittsburgh are Whiners.

You don’t need WPTT anymore 'cause you have the phallic font of Republican bullshit KdicKA to give you the company line.

First we had that Dumbass they imported from the Carolinas to play the part of Honsbergers missing stomach, going on CNN to defend Michael Savages "90% of Autism is an act" comment as being "taken out of context", now we have the keepers of the "50,000 watt blowtorch" giving platform to John McCains own predictable brand of self immolation.

Yea, you heard right; self immolation, He wants you to have a Vietnam image; McCain as POW in his lonely cell, ( a terrible thing to happen to anyone, John used to think it was a terrible thing to happen at Guantanamo, not no more) McCain has the 'POW line' as a bumper sticker, he keeps a 6 inch stack of them in his back pocket and every time the questions get tough, he whips one out and slaps it on. The origin of this line was the Jay Lenno Show, where john at least had a germane place to stick it (it is after all, roughly defined as a housing question). Hey john, how many houses do you have? "Well with all due respect Jay, for 5 1/2 years, I didn’t have a house...", circumlocutious, but he got to house. Now the line is flopping out as a nonsequitor so often, and so unpredictably that these "POW line" bumper stickers are pileing up on Johns body to such a great extent that he would be considered a fire hazard in many municipalities. He might go poof like that infamous Buddhist monk who doused himself in gasoline then burned himself alive as protest to the savagery of the war, there’s yer Vietnam image, Bud.

If you don’t believe me, check this out http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/08/29/pownd-you-lose/

this contains a link to a KDicKA interview with McCain in which he slaps on the sticker "because Obama won’t do town hall meetings'. Good thing Obama wears a flag pin now or we would get another sticker. Not that I wish to torture anyone with exposure to this crap, but listen to the disconnect of McCain, its like he has his suit jacket covered in post-it notes of one liners, just rip one off and read it, get called on the incongruity thereof ? "Well with all due respect xxx, for 5 1/2 years, I didn't have a house...".

Some credit goes to John Shumway for at least bringing up the plight of the middle class, which McCain bats down with "were have you been? At my town hall meetings I have said things about the plight of the middle class.

Say some more things John, it gets us off to know you feel our pain.

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