Friday, January 23, 2009

Shit yer brains out on Salmonella tainted peanut butter!

Slather up a slab of wonderbread for fatass Rush. Peanut a pita for Billo, a nice French baggette for Hannity, Khubz Arabi for Savage and Pan de Muertos for Lou Dobbs.

For while they have spooked their followers with tales of evildoers in the guise of A-rabs, Mexicans,frenchmen and Regulators they will be smitten by the plaque they helped perpetrate.

May their spews and gas and howles combine to the approximate notes of "God Bless the USA" in full tribute to the masquerade.

Meanwhile, back at the "Liberal Media" an insider had a documented story of how FDA regulators were called in from the field, but was turned down by the New York Times and Boston Globe.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

If you kiss on an airplane, the terrorists have already won!

200 of our fellow citizens have been convicted of Terrorism, the war must be going well!

Although, when I see domestic arguments on busses, ridiculous active (and passive) child discipline, gross discourtesies by customers against workers and drunken, loutish behaviour in general, i wish people could be charged, convicted and punished for being an "assh@1e in public". But we have tied up 200 jail cells and given people Federal Felony convictions on their records for terrorism? This is absurd!

I appreciate the aircraft to be a closed and dangerous environment, as opposed to the North Versailles Wall Mart.But on visits there; my blood ran cold as people treatened fists, death and f#^%ing each others boyfriends. My daughter shivered in fright none the less, is this terrorism?

Interfering with the duties of a flight crew; yes, terrorism? lets stop the silliness.

Monday, January 19, 2009

History.....drudgery

Here I sit, 1:04 A.M. of a history making day, too kicked in the ass to expound on this great moment, for the labour of my meanial but important job.

Though I, and most of you, will not experience this event directly we can imagine the excitement of these events,presented on the stage which is our nations capital.

Here are 3 events of note, set there, in this beautiful city, where the aspirations of a weary, work-worn people are kicked squarely in the nuts by the force of corporate greed on a regular basis.

Barak Obama will not stop this occurring, but perhaps the nut crunching can take a few days off.

#1
3 cheers for uppity Negros and uppity women;

Opera Star Marion Anderson sings at the Lincoln memorial after being disallowed the use of constitution hall by the daughters of the American revolution.

#2
I have a dream, no explanation needed or given

#3
Corporate censorship, The prayer of Eugene Robinson, openly gay Bishop of the Episcopal Church clipped from the air by HBO (purveyors of every slutty piece of shit Hollywood ever made, but they cant have a prayer by.....you get the point!....)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Arterrorist

Every time I pick up a guitar, every time that I arpeggionate the the one chord of a Christmas Carol so my Autistic son can figure out the rest of it on his own, every time I open Anvil to orchestrate a tune swimming about in my head, I turn in to a F#$%in Communist.

Because artists are leftists and leftists are artists, they want tax money to put a crucifix in pee, and take glorious large format black and whites of bullwhips up butts.

Even worse than that, there are rumours that the Obamanation will be sponsoring do-gooder ,socialist, stirr up the working class, folk song and oral history collection ( a la Roosevelt).

God forbid we should have recorded the story of some old millhunk, who looked on as the "Coal and Iron Police", kicked the shit out of his father for union organizing, aint no oligarchy in Amerika, dont need no Commie bastards on the dole sayin' so. Damned trouble makin' libbrelz!!

I just whistled "God bless America", gotta go firebomb a Hummer.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Mideast turmoil

Despite the sympathies which would naturally arise for Ehud Olmert; having grown up 300 miles north of Vladivostok and North Korea in the Chinese city of Harbin ( His family Leaving Czarist Ukraine because they were Jews) Leaving Manchuria for Palestine just in time to miss the Japanese occupation and the subsequent occupation of Harbin by the USSR (where thousands of Russian exiles there were sent back at gunpoint) and despite the sympathies I have as a leftist for the only socialist Democracy in a sea of Capitalistpig Monarchies hiding their crass opulence behind the skirt of severe fundamentalist religion, I must protest.

Olmert has boasted that he called president Bush off the stage in the middle of a speech to tell him to vote no on the UN resolution for cease fire in Gaza.

It could be said that this was a lame duck prime minister blowing some bluster to secure his place in Israeli history, the Busheviks may be telling the truth when they say Secretary Rice busted her butt negotiating this agreement, planning all along to abstain on final passage but it must be likewise considered that we have, again been given the "dog shit on the shoe" treatment.

Juan Cole has this angle

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

From the folks who brought you Iraq!

Okay ye semi-passive consumers of the "War on Terror"

Time for the "War on Piracy"

Same baloney

Different baloney wrapper

Monday, January 05, 2009

God gives me people for the holidays!

Cool people are everywhere, I meet a lot of them at work. A local guitarist had heard that i played in various bands and suggested a visit to You-Tube for Johnny Winters "Keys to the Highway" (which was good). I countered that the only thing i had to offer was a theological website that provided a Catholic/Orthodox/Augustinian refutation of modern american fundamentalist protestant anti-evolutionary claptrap, to which he counter offered this: Chris Smither origin of species

Great stuff!!!