Holy Holidays!!

I hope you have had the Merriest of Christmases!

I am sure that the parade of Gods children surveyed in your family and friends at this feast of the Prince of Peace, contained some decidedly unpeacefull folks, ie. Fundamentalists, better yet pre-millenialist fundamentalists!

Have you been searching for an explaination of how some of these folks express their "christian love" by saying that you will spend eternity in the "lake of fire" for having voted for Obama.

The blessed talents of Joe Bageant, provide the best explaineroo I have seen yet, along with some recompense to ye liberal Catholics in the audience, a tie-in to Thomas Merton.

Its a bit long, but i figger yinz guys to be of the intellectual muster fer this stuff!

PS thanks to Matt i have the Bageant interview on CD and will forward it to Joe for inclusion on his Podcast list (a plot for some permenance to clairadio, no doubt!)

Everything you (liberals) know is wrong

After we start a War of perverse cost and motivation. After we brow-beat unions with $75/hr bullshit. Let us at long last remind the United States of Lemmings that FDR was Evil and Ronald Reagan proceedeth from the right hand of the father

those who do not know history are doomed to repeat their selective, willfull ignorance incessantly

The pushers of the Wall Mart economy want to claim the "trust buster" as their own.

Quite a stretch, Mahablog sets them straight.

sanity for Christmas

The column "Savage Love" appears in the city paper, it contained this letter which should be placed on the windshield of every car of every church, who thought it the greatest priority of the followers of Jesus, to "defend marriage" from Homosexuals.

One of Gods gifts, is to give us moral instuction from people who say motherf#$ker instead of "praise the lord".

In the instances of "Savage love" and "Rude Pundit" the instruction is superior, check them out and have a blessed Christmas.

Now stop playing with your pud and go out their and act like Jesus!

I'm a 28-year-old woman. I've been with my current boyfriend for five years. He's married and has been telling me the whole time that he's going to leave his wife eventually. There's always an excuse: a crisis with the kids, money problems, etc. I've been stupid to stay with him for so long, but I just can't keep away from him.

I just found out I'm pregnant, and I haven't told my boyfriend. This is the second time we've been pregnant. Last time he reacted very badly, and I miscarried after a few weeks. I know he'll want me to get rid of the baby, but I'm going to keep it.

Whenever his wife goes away, I go over to the house to spend time with him. I've been planting evidence of our affair around the house in the hopes his wife will find it. So far, no luck. I'd like him to be man enough to leave her, but that's probably never going to happen. I could leave him, but if I do, I want to make sure he's miserable. I'm not going to vanish from his life and leave him all happily ever after. I'm thinking of going and telling his wife. What do you think? Is there any way I can force him to tell her?

Now The Other Mom

No advice for you, NTOM, but plenty of prenatal sympathy for a poor unfortunate fetus who deserves better parents or his very own miscarriage.

I will, however, hold on to your letter. I'm going to forward a copy to every doucheburst who writes in to tell me that gay marriage is wrong because every child deserves a mother and a father. Moms and dads can be great—I had a terrific set, myself—but mix-matched genitals are not enough. Kids need loving, fit, and reasonably sane parents. Having one twatted parent and one pricked parent does not guarantee a happy childhood.

Republicans moon the middleclass

Close to a thousand billion dollars in corporate welfare were doled out in the financial bail out.

The Auto industry asks for bridge loans of less than 5 billion so all of a sudden, we have to have immediate wage cuts from those enemies of the American Oligarcy we call Unions.

Yes Virginia, as hard as it is to believe that this nice christian republican senator who is doing his best to protect you from radical islam and keep christ in christmas just told your daddy to go f#%k himself but that is, nonetheless the case.

Close to home

Any time private enterprise screws something up, through their innate orientation to stupidity and greed, we must find Libbbrrrralll Meddleing to blame!

Ford GM and Chrysler are on the ropes because of the EPA and CAFE standards!

The mortgage crises was caused by the Community reinvestment act requireing fly by night banks to actually invest in their communities by writing local mortgages instead of speculating in pork belly futures in Khualla Lampuur.

An explanation of why this right wing appologia is a bunch of crap

Back to normal

Received word from the Pennsylvania Housing Finance Agency that our funding is approved and our home is saved. Thanks to all who expressed concern. The way the economy is going, I wont be the last to go through this shit, I'm sure. I will give a more detailed explaneroo of this later, but suffice it to say, thanks to "community activists" such as the "Mon Valley Unemployed committee" and others who raised hell when the steel mills were shutting down in the 80's, thanks to progressive legislators such as Allen Kukovich and Tom Michlovic we have "Act 91" of 1983 on the books, the best foreclosure rescue program in the country.

I am sure that these good people were called "socialists" by Reagan Democrats and other deceived shitheads.

On behalf of my kids and wife, God bless the Socialists!

Sorry

Sorry for the absence since election day, bigger fish to fry. As some of you have figured from your reading of the legal notices we are in the fight of our lives to save our family home, I go in front of Judge Colville on monday the 24th to argue for a delay to the sherriffs sale schedualed for December 1st. Anyone with suggestion as to real good prayers or attorneys, give a holler at cet1360@yahoo.com. I will try to get back to it after i deal with this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vote

Here are your reasons

Why the 60 Senate is so important

Joe Lieberman has endorsed McCain, after Obama stood by him in the Connecticut primary.

Joe Lieberman has betrayed the Democratic party.

Joe Lieberman is such a slut for the McCain campaign, that he has undermined the State Department and spoken with foreign leaders in a manner opposed to stated United States policy.

We need 60 in the senate so Joe can be sent to be the head of the Independent caucus.

Bernie Sanders, should be given Democrat credentials (and Joes committie assignments), so that Joe can be by himself.

As to point 3.

Read the last boldface paragraph of this

Had a REAL Democrat done this, they would have been labled "traitor", guilty of interfering with US foreign policy.

WHAT was Al Gore smoking in 2000?

ADDED BONUS

Poll numbers in Georgia are lookin bad for Saxby Chambliss, that lying sack of shit who savaged Max Cleland. The only thing sweeter than his seat being number 60, is when Liebermans becomes 61.

noisolpxE

Liar liar pants on fire

Recent polling from Georgia shows Saxby Chambliss now vulnerable, see what you can do to push his lyin' ass out the window.

Remember Max Cleland!

More 'stupid local television tricks"

A florida news anchor, whos' husband is a GOP operative, tries to jam it to Joe Biden. It does not work.

(Your name) the (profession)

You are what you work, Joe the Plumber, Wendy the waitress.................

Steve Colbert takes this plastic folksyness to its logical conclusion.

Son of bullshit, petried, not stirred.

The artist previously known as "Jeff from Greenfield" was the first to speak out on this.

WPXI was played like a $2 ukelele. McCain campaign gives expert testimony on assailents state of mind/motivation, channel !! reports it as gospel truth. In a pittsburgh TV market which is at best embarrasing, channel 11 has distinguished themselves as the worst of the worst. Just take a convienient charecturization from a biased source and run with it.

Fearfull small minded people, find more to be fearfull and small minded about.

Some bullshit, weaves into the space /time continuum so as not to stand out, others stand out like a dog turd on a bright green rug.

Bonfire of the inanities

If anyone out there can keep up with the rising torrent of UTTER BULLSHIT emanating from planet America, I would appreciate your examples, hell i will even put them on the front page so you can be a guest columnist, cause its getting tooooo deep for me. For example:

My cruise in to work was bespoiled by reports of an AP poll which showed McCain and Obama in a virtual dead heat. This, on further inspection, is bullshit.

Governor Palin sold the Alaska state plane on E-bay so her family could fly to campaign events on commercial flights that could be billed to the state, so that we could see Tod Palin do his immitation of Napoleon Banaparte all of which, is bullshit.

Congressman John Murtha said that Obama will have a tough time winning Pennsylvania because of racism (no shit!). John McCain, in attempting to exploit the remark fumbled around to an agreement with Murtha, then slathered on jars full of "you are good God fearing gun toteing Americans" salve to make the boo boo better. Everything John McCain says, is bullshit.

Republicans have magic powers to look inside the minds of Democrats, to tell what they are REALLY thinking.
The latest of these Einstiens has revealed that "Democrats want America to suffer and hurt"
This is bullshit.

These same magic powers allowed anouther Nostradamus of the GOP to observe, that democrats are actually "socialists who hate real americans who work hard and believe in God". The speaker at first, denied the remarks, untill a tape of them was produced, which adds an additional layer of bullshit.

Finally, i was assaulted by a 'Christian" displaying an intelectually obscene message on his car. The license plate holder said: Even Darwin believes in God now.
On so many levels, what bullshit. Darwin was a faithfull anglican, He was interred in Westminster Abbey. This message indicates the purvasivness of hyperliteralist, fundamentalist bullshit, disguised as Christianity.

Even after such an all inclusive list other instances of bullshit go wanting, bring them hither!
As Peter Gabriel once sang;

Looking behind me
the waters turn icey blue
the lights are dimmed
and once again
the stage is set for you

Yes I am from Mars and I'm going to suck your brains out with a straw

Actually, a swizzle stick would be more the implement.

I, with my tweed jacket (that I bought at Goodwill) and my Obama button and my Obama hat was given the laser beam stare by a older women seated in a pick-up truck, waiting for her driver to return.

The pumping of 10 bucks worth of Sunoco seemed to take forever, though it was but 3.4 gallons. Being as liberals feel so much, I felt responsible for the bubonic plague and the french revolution through the charecture of this gaze and it made me proud.

I only wish the campaign were longer, so that i would have opportunity to piss off more of my fellow citizens.

Meanwhile, here is what John McCain and the RNC think about you, you terrorist, socialist, america hater.

Listen to these calls, even lower than their on air ads.

McCain has allowed this campaign to turn him from a lying sack of shit, to a sneaky lying sack of shit.

Get your war on

As we try to extract ourselves from a war of false pretense, you can get us in to anouther one by voting for McCain.

All the same persons who sold you Iraq are ready to sell you anouther war except Ahmed Chalabi, though he could get a slot as a consultant

Sunday morning comming down

John McCain was at one time high on my sympathy list. When the blasphemers known as Pat Robertsons' "Christian Coalition" were instrumental in defeating McCain in the 2000 South Carolina primary by smearing McCains Bangali daughter as being Black, I was pissed. When the head of the effort, David Wilkins, was appointed Ambassador to Canada (a country he had visited but once) The mean nasty librrell CBC announcer asked him which Canadian cities he liked and he could not name one (this is, of course for true believers, a prophetic revealation of what the jews, libberals and other non-believers had in store for the good christian woman Sarah Palin, by asking her the trick question;"what news papers do you read?", get behind me devil!!!!).

Any way, McCain has hired wilkens and his henchmen to the present campaign, he has tryed to throw slime through surragates and do the "man of honour" bullshit. He is a sell out and a chicken shit.

The TV ads and stump rhetoric are fostering a climate where "off with his head" is being heard more than at any time since the French revolution.

Congressman John Lewis of Georgia, who was with Dr. King on the Pettis bridge calls McCain out on it, comparing him to George Wallace.

If their is any defect to this, it is that it winds up being an insult to Wallace, in that he was at least honest about what he was trying to do.

How the fundamentalists stole our lunch

The annonymous political consultant.
read it afd weep