Saturday, December 27, 2008
those who do not know history are doomed to repeat their selective, willfull ignorance incessantly
Quite a stretch, Mahablog sets them straight.
Monday, December 22, 2008
sanity for Christmas
The column "Savage Love" appears in the city paper, it contained this letter which should be placed on the windshield of every car of every church, who thought it the greatest priority of the followers of Jesus, to "defend marriage" from Homosexuals.
One of Gods gifts, is to give us moral instuction from people who say motherf#$ker instead of "praise the lord".
In the instances of "Savage love" and "Rude Pundit" the instruction is superior, check them out and have a blessed Christmas.
Now stop playing with your pud and go out their and act like Jesus!
I'm a 28-year-old woman. I've been with my current boyfriend for five years. He's married and has been telling me the whole time that he's going to leave his wife eventually. There's always an excuse: a crisis with the kids, money problems, etc. I've been stupid to stay with him for so long, but I just can't keep away from him.
I just found out I'm pregnant, and I haven't told my boyfriend. This is the second time we've been pregnant. Last time he reacted very badly, and I miscarried after a few weeks. I know he'll want me to get rid of the baby, but I'm going to keep it.
Whenever his wife goes away, I go over to the house to spend time with him. I've been planting evidence of our affair around the house in the hopes his wife will find it. So far, no luck. I'd like him to be man enough to leave her, but that's probably never going to happen. I could leave him, but if I do, I want to make sure he's miserable. I'm not going to vanish from his life and leave him all happily ever after. I'm thinking of going and telling his wife. What do you think? Is there any way I can force him to tell her?
Now The Other Mom
No advice for you, NTOM, but plenty of prenatal sympathy for a poor unfortunate fetus who deserves better parents or his very own miscarriage.
I will, however, hold on to your letter. I'm going to forward a copy to every doucheburst who writes in to tell me that gay marriage is wrong because every child deserves a mother and a father. Moms and dads can be great—I had a terrific set, myself—but mix-matched genitals are not enough. Kids need loving, fit, and reasonably sane parents. Having one twatted parent and one pricked parent does not guarantee a happy childhood.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Republicans moon the middleclass
The Auto industry asks for bridge loans of less than 5 billion so all of a sudden, we have to have immediate wage cuts from those enemies of the American Oligarcy we call Unions.
Yes Virginia, as hard as it is to believe that this nice christian republican senator who is doing his best to protect you from radical islam and keep christ in christmas just told your daddy to go f#%k himself but that is, nonetheless the case.
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Close to home
Ford GM and Chrysler are on the ropes because of the EPA and CAFE standards!
The mortgage crises was caused by the Community reinvestment act requireing fly by night banks to actually invest in their communities by writing local mortgages instead of speculating in pork belly futures in Khualla Lampuur.
An explanation of why this right wing appologia is a bunch of crap
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Back to normal
I am sure that these good people were called "socialists" by Reagan Democrats and other deceived shitheads.
On behalf of my kids and wife, God bless the Socialists!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Sorry
Monday, November 03, 2008
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Why the 60 Senate is so important
Joe Lieberman has betrayed the Democratic party.
Joe Lieberman is such a slut for the McCain campaign, that he has undermined the State Department and spoken with foreign leaders in a manner opposed to stated United States policy.
We need 60 in the senate so Joe can be sent to be the head of the Independent caucus.
Bernie Sanders, should be given Democrat credentials (and Joes committie assignments), so that Joe can be by himself.
As to point 3.
Read the last boldface paragraph of this
Had a REAL Democrat done this, they would have been labled "traitor", guilty of interfering with US foreign policy.
WHAT was Al Gore smoking in 2000?
ADDED BONUS
Poll numbers in Georgia are lookin bad for Saxby Chambliss, that lying sack of shit who savaged Max Cleland. The only thing sweeter than his seat being number 60, is when Liebermans becomes 61.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Liar liar pants on fire
Remember Max Cleland!
More 'stupid local television tricks"
(Your name) the (profession)
Steve Colbert takes this plastic folksyness to its logical conclusion.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Son of bullshit, petried, not stirred.
WPXI was played like a $2 ukelele. McCain campaign gives expert testimony on assailents state of mind/motivation, channel !! reports it as gospel truth. In a pittsburgh TV market which is at best embarrasing, channel 11 has distinguished themselves as the worst of the worst. Just take a convienient charecturization from a biased source and run with it.
Fearfull small minded people, find more to be fearfull and small minded about.
Some bullshit, weaves into the space /time continuum so as not to stand out, others stand out like a dog turd on a bright green rug.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Bonfire of the inanities
My cruise in to work was bespoiled by reports of an AP poll which showed McCain and Obama in a virtual dead heat. This, on further inspection, is bullshit.
Governor Palin sold the Alaska state plane on E-bay so her family could fly to campaign events on commercial flights that could be billed to the state, so that we could see Tod Palin do his immitation of Napoleon Banaparte all of which, is bullshit.
Congressman John Murtha said that Obama will have a tough time winning Pennsylvania because of racism (no shit!). John McCain, in attempting to exploit the remark fumbled around to an agreement with Murtha, then slathered on jars full of "you are good God fearing gun toteing Americans" salve to make the boo boo better. Everything John McCain says, is bullshit.
Republicans have magic powers to look inside the minds of Democrats, to tell what they are REALLY thinking.
The latest of these Einstiens has revealed that "Democrats want America to suffer and hurt"
This is bullshit.
These same magic powers allowed anouther Nostradamus of the GOP to observe, that democrats are actually "socialists who hate real americans who work hard and believe in God". The speaker at first, denied the remarks, untill a tape of them was produced, which adds an additional layer of bullshit.
Finally, i was assaulted by a 'Christian" displaying an intelectually obscene message on his car. The license plate holder said: Even Darwin believes in God now.
On so many levels, what bullshit. Darwin was a faithfull anglican, He was interred in Westminster Abbey. This message indicates the purvasivness of hyperliteralist, fundamentalist bullshit, disguised as Christianity.
Even after such an all inclusive list other instances of bullshit go wanting, bring them hither!
As Peter Gabriel once sang;
Looking behind me
the waters turn icey blue
the lights are dimmed
and once again
the stage is set for you
Friday, October 17, 2008
Yes I am from Mars and I'm going to suck your brains out with a straw
I, with my tweed jacket (that I bought at Goodwill) and my Obama button and my Obama hat was given the laser beam stare by a older women seated in a pick-up truck, waiting for her driver to return.
The pumping of 10 bucks worth of Sunoco seemed to take forever, though it was but 3.4 gallons. Being as liberals feel so much, I felt responsible for the bubonic plague and the french revolution through the charecture of this gaze and it made me proud.
I only wish the campaign were longer, so that i would have opportunity to piss off more of my fellow citizens.
Meanwhile, here is what John McCain and the RNC think about you, you terrorist, socialist, america hater.
Listen to these calls, even lower than their on air ads.
McCain has allowed this campaign to turn him from a lying sack of shit, to a sneaky lying sack of shit.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Get your war on
All the same persons who sold you Iraq are ready to sell you anouther war except Ahmed Chalabi, though he could get a slot as a consultant
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Sunday morning comming down
Any way, McCain has hired wilkens and his henchmen to the present campaign, he has tryed to throw slime through surragates and do the "man of honour" bullshit. He is a sell out and a chicken shit.
The TV ads and stump rhetoric are fostering a climate where "off with his head" is being heard more than at any time since the French revolution.
Congressman John Lewis of Georgia, who was with Dr. King on the Pettis bridge calls McCain out on it, comparing him to George Wallace.
If their is any defect to this, it is that it winds up being an insult to Wallace, in that he was at least honest about what he was trying to do.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Free form funkafied filth
A figure ambled up the sidewalk, Steeler shirt, blue jeans, long haired man of uneven gait. Stoop shouldered, he wasn't too drunk but had a strange pattern of locomotion, as a puppet with a stick up his backside.
He was 10 feet north of the driveway, on his way, it seemed, when he belched over his shoulder; "Obama sucks!".
I gave the moment no more import than deserved, but added it to a growing disquiet of how things could and probibly will, go wrong.
The problem is, that the great remaining number of undecieded voters look like this guy, under-educated white working class Blah blah blah....... and it scares the shit out of me that things are so close, that the fate of western civilization is in the hands of idiots.
If you think I am being harsh, look at this or this.
Then look at the fact, that the pipeline of information for these Rhodes Scholars, The television, is filled with brainless corporate tools who will never report this because it is too complicated.
Obama has done a great job, the numbers look good. But the kind of "he is not like us" shit they have been throwing may start to gain traction with people who dont quite think things through.
I would love to see the co-relation between those paying 450% interest to have a big screen TV and those who will vote for John McCain.
Further tension comes from the fact that these folks have not taken the opposite side over a gentlemanly disagreement over depreciation rates for factory equipment but life and death serious legends of their own minds.
Obama, to them, will fullfill his negroness, by personally sexing their wives and daughters, then fulfill his Muslimness by surrendering to Osama Bin Laden. They dont just want to vote against him, they want to give maximum shit to ANYONE who would support him.
These, at long last, are the fellow citizens who will decide the nations fate.
Tell me how I am supposed to feel.
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
" The most Liberal member of the U.S. Senate"
The owners of this copywrited phrase, the Republican party, have commited a degradation of their own property, by not cancelling this destiction for Kerry before conferring it on Obama.
Or was this made unessisarry by Kerry becomming a right winger?
Both were B.S. designations, made by stacking the rating sources to produce the desired result.
To say that none of that exists here would be disingenuous (SEIU is the only union included) but it seems closer to the truth.
It gives great satisfaction, when argueing with family wing nutz, to point to a list that has Obama to be one click to the right of the Senates" only former KKK member.